What's better than this?
Nothing. For about twenty minutes
Then things get a bit out of control.
You have no idea how many times I played the drums, sang, "Watermelons down my the bay where the snakes and frogs bake cakes", and read about Elmo and his big sleepover with his friggin' pet goldfish, Dorothy."
For God sakes Elmo, you can't bring the amphibian to your grandparent's house. Ahhhhhhhh!